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Choose Your Own Misery: Dating [Paperback]

Item : Choose Your Own Misery: Dating [Paperback]
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Author Author : MacDonald, Mike, Gagnon, Jilly
ISBN-10 ISBN-10 : 1635761727
ISBN-13 ISBN-13 : 9781635761726
Publisher Publisher : Diversion Books
Pages Pages : 390
Binding Binding : Paperback
Item ID : 101262300

FromThe Onionalum writers Mike MacDonald and Jilly Gagnon comes a hilarious choose-your-own-path story to that will save you hours of suffering on Tinder.

The only thing worse than getting back on the dating horse? The brutal loneliness of perpetual singledom.

That's why you're putting in the effort to find your soulmate&or at least someone to warm your bed for a night. Playing as one of two characters, you get to choose just how bad your dating life gets. Will you head to a high school party or hitch your wagon to a Steve Urkel impersonator? Dabble in the painfully shallow depths of sexualizing your arm wound, or up the intensity of your first date by entering an underground fight club? Try to relive the romance ofHarold and Maude, but with more roofies and an ominous burial plot in Maude's backyard?

From the writers who brought you the hilarious parodiesChoose Your Own Misery: The OfficeandChoose Your Own Misery: The Holidayscomes the oldest form of misery in the book: the self-prostitution that is dating.

Oh, how I laughed at this droll little book. Then, slowly but irreversibly, it filled me up with dread. Jesse Andrews,New York Timesbestselling author ofMe and Earl and the Dying GirlSALES HISTORY: Both of the first two titles have shipped about 2800 units total and have netter 1700-1800 units. Sell-through onThe Officeis 64% andThe Holidaysis 58%. Bookscan shows sales of over 1300 and 1100. These haven't blown the doors off, but they are respectable sales numbers.
- CYOM: Dating capitalizes on the trends of Tinder and internet dating to create a hilarious and relatable story perfect for millennials
- The previous two books in the series garnered positive reviews and coverage from Publishers Weekly, Nerdist, Huffington Post, Newsweek, Library Journal, and more.
- Authors are decorated comedy writers and journalists and have written forThe Onion, Newsweek, Ml#

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